such a rebel.

so last night we went to a movie... a midnight showing of Iron Man 2. first i want to say that the movie was badass. awesome special effects, a lot of action and a good storyline. it was even more badass because yours truly was such a badass getting into the theater. mwahahaha.

let me start this story by saying that yesterday was a very long, very busy day. I woke up at 6:15 a.m. to be in Kilgore by 8:30. ugh. then the whole day after that was just busy, busy, busy. i took a break from work at 5:30 but went back later to write a story about prom. woo prom. as i was leaving at 5:30, i asked mr. photographer if he wanted to go to the movie. he said blah blah blah need to balance muh checkbook blah blah blah. at about 8, we were talking and suddenly because his other friends were going, he suddenly decided he was super duper interested so he invited me. big whoop. anyway, so it's about 8 and he's back at the office and i'm leaving.

i get to my car and ... dumdumdum ... my back passenger tire is flat.

airless.
lifeless.
not gonna get me anywhere.
sighs.

so i go back upstairs and straight to M. he says he's not gonna change it cause he has to finish photos blah blah blah. i said i'd wait. he said he didn't feel like it anyway and referred me to his friend who was hangin out downstairs. thank goodness C was there and changed muh tire. yays.

then we're going to the movie and even though we live next door to each other and even though the theater is across town and even though i had a lil ole donut on muh car, we couldn't ride to the movie together.

so then i get to the movie and they're all inside and M is savin me a seat. and I go to the ticket booth and i say, "one for Iron Man 2" and do you know what the twerp said to me?

"i'm sorry. we're sold out."

if they were sold out, why wasn't there a sign saying that? there was no sign. so i called M who told me there were like four empty rows and seats all over the theater. so I walk back to the ticket guy and say, "my friend's in theater 7 and he says there's a bunch of empty rows and seats." and do you know what he said to me? do you?

"those are Internet sales."
i said, "but it's after midnight. they're not here."
and he said, "ma'am we're sold out."

i walked away. then this other dude walked up and was told the exact same thing. grr. so me n this dude start talkin and we start scopin out the inside. then i walked through the front doors, past the ticket taker, into the theater and sat down next to M and no one said anything to me. they didn't even look at me funny. i felt a lil bad but seriously, they weren't sold out and they were lying and i wanted to see the movie. so i walked like i owned that place. such a rebel.

M said, "how'd you get in?"
I said, "through the front doors."

8:25 PM 0 imprints on my clumsy heart